Did someone ask for a Pirate Party?
The only evidence thus far is as follows:
1. A woman is running around the house maniacally decorating
2. The same woman is covered in flour as she attempts to do her all of own baking
3. Two children are scurrying around aimlessly, almost unsupervised, including one incident with the bathroom sink.
4. Amazon left an abnormally large box on the front steps yesterday after same crazy woman discovered it would be more economical to purchase a bounce house than rent one
5. Upon arrival home each night, the man continues to shake his head in disbelief of what said woman has thus far accomplished.
6. This is what happens when the woman dedicates an entire Pinterest board for Pirate Party Planning:
Shiver me timbers, T-Minus two days until our Pirate Parrrrrty!