Double Ear Infection + Double Pink Eye = One Contagious Maeve
One Contagious Maeve + No School For Moira = Home Confinement
Home Confinement + Waking Hours = Movies + Playdough + Pajamas
Man Cold + Bryan - Sleep = Sick Day
Bryan's Sick Day + Home Confinement + 2 Girls = X
X = undefined
Wine?
Ice Cream?
Cake?
Gin?
All?
Bryan's Sick Day + Home Confinement + 2 Girls = X
X = undefined
Wine?
Ice Cream?
Cake?
Gin?
All?
All of those to get through that kind of day. We're dealing with similar things. 10 month old and sick and the meds he's on give him diarrhea. Don't know which is worse. Stopping by from Love Links!
ReplyDeleteYeesh! All of the above, please!
ReplyDeleteHmm...I think you could change the title to a LOT of math. That's a whole lot of things! Hang in there, mama!
ReplyDeleteX = Wine
ReplyDeleteA lot of wine :)
pour gin down the throat of the man with the man cold; the wine over the ice cream (that's for you); cake is for everyone (but you get a bigger slice because you're having to make everyone feel better).
ReplyDeleteHaven't had one of those days in a while. I feel for you and hope things have gotten better. "Man Cold"...cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteKimberly
That is a lot of sick people! I hope you ate a lot of ice cream!
ReplyDeleteI vote ALL!!! Hang in there....
ReplyDeleteHaha! Those are some really painful equations. Hope everyone gets well soon! :)
ReplyDeleteAll. Most definitely ALL. WHEW! Hope that the family feels better soon!!!
ReplyDeleteNow THIS is the kind of math I could get behind...especially if it ends in something sweet!
ReplyDeleteALL!!!!!!!!! Hope they all get better soon.
ReplyDeleteall of the above for sure! the past few days my youngest spiked a fever every evening making a hard few nights and grouchy days for all!
ReplyDeleteYep, sounds about right. If you were sick it would be Not well=get over it :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious...not the double pink eye, poor bug part but the Man Cold is like nothing the world has ever seen. Gin for him...passes out and stops com paining.
ReplyDeleteWine for you...now feel warm and fuzzy
Ice cream for bug in return for good behavior and going and staying in bed under home confinement.
Cake...not a cake person, so maybe give it to anyone who will help take care of your people while you pass out from too much wine:)
I'm no good at math, but I can tell you, cake + cookies = good times.
ReplyDeleteAwww. Poor thing! She looks so pitiful. I hate when kids are sick. But when everyone gets confined, whoo! You need ALL those things!!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww! NOoooo! That is too much :( I hope everyone is better soon and mommy stays healthy!
ReplyDeleteHa ha, brilliant! (the post, not the situation!). But I', glad to see you are managing to laugh about it, or at least make me laugh about it. Fingers crossed for you it all ends soon and you can do that 'remember when...ha ha ha' bit for real. xx
ReplyDeleteI would be LOSING MY MIND!
ReplyDeleteAll that disrupted, disheveled, sicky stuff at once would just cause me great anxiety the post I would write about it wouldn't be nearly as logical as yours.
I say gin flavored ice cream cake and a glass of wine.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what's worse, super contagious inflicted home confinement or man cold.
Wow! Poor you some wine! man that stinks! :) sorry about that. Hope it's getting better! :)
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