Photos and evidence to be submitted to the courts in the case
Parents v. Mo & Maeve
Exhibit A:
Facts:
New box of tissues ceremoniously emptied on the table. Two suspects alone in family room with box allegedly watching Yo Gabba Gabba. Photos taken immediately upon arrival to scene.
Suspect 1:
Suspect 2:
Exhibit B:
Facts:
Entire contents of foam valentine hearts tossed on dining room floor. Approximately 150 individual hearts spread amongst a six foot carpeted area.
In this incident perpetrator was captured on film.
Public should be aware Suspects are still free and on the loose. It is advised all adults hide valuables including tissue boxes, rolls of tape, packages of wipes, scissors, markers, crayons, and any wrapped packages, as suspects are known to destroy items on site.
Suspects are mobile and cause devastation in mere minutes. Appearances can be deceiving. They only look sweet and innocent.
You have been warned!
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