tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post3794147168588305936..comments2024-02-28T03:55:23.257-05:00Comments on Not Wifezilla: Morning SurpriseJackiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18076696497945939880noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-31118231816397339972012-02-23T20:24:19.039-05:002012-02-23T20:24:19.039-05:00I used to be in charge of poo. Until the parenting...I used to be in charge of poo. Until the parenting was just me. Now, I'm team everything. I feel your pain!Kimberly at Rubber Chicken Madnesshttp://www.rubberchickenmadness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-77096935403199470892012-02-23T15:50:27.872-05:002012-02-23T15:50:27.872-05:00So, you're saying you think you jinxed yoursel...So, you're saying you think you jinxed yourself by talking about team poo and team vomit? Yeah, I'd probably think that too. But man, I think I love your husband for not whining about getting out of bed to clean it up!Jennifer Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06543609958581052245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-58032011146380222382012-02-23T14:03:42.021-05:002012-02-23T14:03:42.021-05:00The night my oldest made it to the bathroom for th...The night my oldest made it to the bathroom for the first time to throw-up instead of standing next to my bed and vomiting on the floor, I was so, so happy. Definitely a Yeah Write worthy post! ;)kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01512573342918958641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-24791192092874203482012-02-23T13:48:35.983-05:002012-02-23T13:48:35.983-05:00We had a similar situation almost exactly a year a...We had a similar situation almost exactly a year ago, just before the Little Dude started really speaking. He slept later than usual and when we went in to get him, he and his whole crib were saturated. Just wondered how long he'd been in that state. Poor little guy. And poor wife who had to clean it all up.Dude of The Househttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09272483182710859456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-39269676083885787042012-02-23T09:19:31.367-05:002012-02-23T09:19:31.367-05:00Sorry about your interrupted dream. Oh, and the p...Sorry about your interrupted dream. Oh, and the puke. I can appreciate that you've divided up the nasty duties in your household that way. Might have to steal that idea. We once had a similar situation, except replace the vomit with poo. Diarrhea everywhere. It smelled awesome in that room. These things always seem to happen in the middle of the night, no? <br /><br />Completely unrelated, but LOVE your daughter's name. It was once on our girl list. It's beautiful.Sarah Reinharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05085340614456272052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-82053629515299460602012-02-23T07:46:57.289-05:002012-02-23T07:46:57.289-05:00Oh Alison, that would be like some lower level of ...Oh Alison, that would be like some lower level of the rings of hell for me! I did almost hork a little in my mouth reading it!Jackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18076696497945939880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-16588115149504763092012-02-22T23:21:44.313-05:002012-02-22T23:21:44.313-05:00My husband would say "yeah, I'll clean th...My husband would say "yeah, I'll clean that right up," and then roll over, go back to sleep and have no memory of the conversation the next day. Such a big helper he is! I suppose having the puke (relatively) contained in the crib is better than being jolted out of the beach dream by the kid who stands next to your bed and says "mommy, I think I'm going to be..." and horks (thanks, Ado) all over the floor next to your bed. That makes for a really, really fun middle of the night activity. Sigh. Parenting: the dark side.mannahattamamma.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11418643116628417745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-91626707373582754152012-02-22T22:04:26.250-05:002012-02-22T22:04:26.250-05:00I recently dealt with A LOT of puke when the toddl...I recently dealt with A LOT of puke when the toddler caught a stomach buy (from me, but whatever). He puked into my hands a few times too, in my attempt to minimize cleaning the couch/ bed/ sheets/ blanket/ his clothes. <br /><br />I hope that visual did not make you er, puke a little in your mouth :)Alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13174981423633745590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-4552253016623618862012-02-22T20:23:06.353-05:002012-02-22T20:23:06.353-05:00Laura, if my gag reflex could handle the vomit, I ...Laura, if my gag reflex could handle the vomit, I totally would be Team Puke, BUT I just can't stomach it! He, meanwhile, dry heaves regularly from the smell of a poo diaper!Jackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18076696497945939880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-254819641748324502012-02-22T20:20:32.477-05:002012-02-22T20:20:32.477-05:00Funny in a very gross kind of way. And I want a do...Funny in a very gross kind of way. And I want a do-over. I am Team Everything in this house. EllenSisterhood of the Sensible Momshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978033016895948863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-51550881318447235432012-02-22T18:45:23.388-05:002012-02-22T18:45:23.388-05:00Oh, gads. That sounds terrible. See, I think Tea...Oh, gads. That sounds terrible. See, I think Team Poo is worse, though, because blowouts can be a regular event whereas puke happens only once in a while (hopefully).Laura@Catharsishttp://findcatharsis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-36382313223332285022012-02-22T14:56:56.375-05:002012-02-22T14:56:56.375-05:00My favorite part ---> "Not more then a min...My favorite part ---> "Not more then a minute later, he's awake, wide awake, as he pushes open the door again to say, "Oh my God Jac, what the f--k did she do? I don't even know where to start?" Oh, have I been there! Thanks for making me laugh out loud!Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15350041902758743959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-61041776335816291352012-02-22T13:22:01.518-05:002012-02-22T13:22:01.518-05:00I'm glad you have the husband. And I'm rea...I'm glad you have the husband. And I'm really happy there are no kids in my house at the moment...jacquihttp://chicktuition.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-7671680539828441702012-02-22T12:18:12.212-05:002012-02-22T12:18:12.212-05:00I would love the same set up, unfortunately poo re...I would love the same set up, unfortunately poo reigns in our house and I would never get a break!Andi Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07022642728845842016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-489534187027298412012-02-21T18:57:41.156-05:002012-02-21T18:57:41.156-05:00Wow! I am in total awe of your husband right now. ...Wow! I am in total awe of your husband right now. As you are well aware of my own puking kids...but my husband would not ever be woken up like you woke your husband up and clean up the puke. Your hubby really deserves an award or something ;)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17940118384108153753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-35017190251022234632012-02-21T18:57:07.728-05:002012-02-21T18:57:07.728-05:00Whoa. I mean WHOA. You parents have all my undying...Whoa. I mean WHOA. You parents have all my undying respect and appreciation and all that jazz, cause I could NEVER do what either of you had to do. I mean I suppose I could. I shoveled horse crap for years. I still scoop litter boxes daily. But STILL...<br /><br />ick. For all that, you deserve lots of yeah write votes this week!Katie @ Chicken Noodle Gravyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02852793993330125727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-58418130670111863682012-02-21T18:14:09.517-05:002012-02-21T18:14:09.517-05:00I, too, am Team Poo all the way. I applaud you for...I, too, am Team Poo all the way. I applaud you for getting the Paci. I think I would've flipped out had that been me. :)Jenniferhttp://kvetchmom.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-24299898911658388672012-02-21T13:44:21.206-05:002012-02-21T13:44:21.206-05:00We have the same team at our house too. I cannot ...We have the same team at our house too. I cannot HANDLE PUKE. And honestly - I think I might've thrown up a bit in my mouth just reading this. Between the giggles, that is, being that I can completely relate. <br /><br />Great post!Januaryhttp://dawningofjanuary.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-81355617107463573152012-02-21T10:03:48.854-05:002012-02-21T10:03:48.854-05:00I am team puke in my family and we've had some...I am team puke in my family and we've had some good ones. I envy you. However, if I wasn't team puke, I would end up having to clean up my husband's puke as well, so I just suck it up (not literally) and do it. Thank god they are getting big enough to just make it to the bathroom, but we had a good one last year that actually required new baseboards behind my son's bed.<br />Great post!Kerstinhttp://kerstinauer.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-27922431016500860342012-02-20T08:55:23.336-05:002012-02-20T08:55:23.336-05:00My favorite "other word" for puke is HOR...My favorite "other word" for puke is HORK. It's a good one.<br />This was a fabulous post - I love how you got jarred awake from your beach dream and confronted with all that hork. Poor you - the disgusting side of parenting!Adohttp://www.themomalog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3066198610262034062.post-6217646783438957032012-02-19T11:34:40.464-05:002012-02-19T11:34:40.464-05:00I, too, have a puke aversion. I can take care of j...I, too, have a puke aversion. I can take care of just about any other bodily fluid...but not puke.<br /><br />The one time I've had to take care of it was while babysitting a toddler. Poor girlie would throw up and then look at me and say "Ewww, ewwww, ewww". I think I filled the washing machine with dirty clothes, blankets and towels before her parents made it home. All while her older brother helpfully told me about every time he had ever thrown up!<br /><br />They didn't pay me enough for that evening....I needed me a Bry that night!Awnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17788388278640686040noreply@blogger.com